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 Here with pleasure as a reminder of the advertising strategy of the media landscape in Bavaria and with heartfelt thanks to everyone involved! That would not have been in our budget to make us known far beyond the boundaries of the LANDKREIS.

We have a sense of humor. Unfortunately not the press.  

  

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Dear @OVB press

(May contain traces of irony, allergy sufferers should refrain from reading)

The cars are there. 
On private property.
You can also call it parking. 
Otherwise the cars didn't do anything.
They just stood there.
Without a HUMAN in it, that's exactly what they do.
They stand.
Do you understand?
And about  a dozen cars are HUGE ... are you guys bored?

What about PRIVATE PREMISES are you unclear about?

How is it, should we register with you in the future? And log off again?
Send logs to you guys?

I help you:

We thought about it. 

Whether we dance naked around the campfire on All Saints' Day. After we flew off the roof with the broom. 
But since it is usually quite cold on November 1st, we discussed whether it might not be TOO COLD. 
And whether mulled wine would help. 
Or vodka, from Russia. But it is well known that you prefer to drink it ice cold ... we discarded it. 
Only, mulled wine is perhaps too lateral, or MAYBE anti-Islamic or even anti-Semitic,  because of ALCOHOL and such. 
And that would be dramatic. 
We also whispered the word ANASTASIA once. But only very quietly.  We are already considering reading the books, because you have to know the enemy. And Anastasia must be a very bad person. You say. And who does NOT know them .. must know why you shouldn't know them. In silence one speaks, yes, it would be against the many technology and for organic. And that sounds extremely dangerous! 
It's more like MY CRAMP or Lenin ...  But even there you have to read to understand that. 
What else ... let me think about it ... 
Oh yes, we are thinking about new terror camps in which we can raise the children to be free-thinking people. So with nature and craft. And horticulture and all that extremist stuff. 

And what is very important:

SENSE READING AND MEDIA EXPERTISE! 

Using the example of OVB. 

According to the curriculum. 

How do I recognize fake news and propaganda?  What does the author want to tell us? 
What emotions do the texts you read trigger? 
Is that what it says  true? Can we prove that this is nonsense and if so what is the purpose of the text? 
Who will benefit from it? 
Is that credible and which people believe such gross nonsense and why?
Topic sensationalism and the PSYCHOLOGY OF THE MASSES. (a recommended piece of literature)

Yes, and then you touched on the difference between international law and commercial law. 
What is a foundation? Which legal system is that and why is the entire lower league of rulers freaking out? 
Examples were discussed: Konrad Adenauer Foundation with German  School in Moscow and of course Manuela Schwesig's Russian Foundation Gazprom. 
Articles have been read and websites proposed. 

Yes well, but what the cars have been doing now ... they were standing there. And got bored.

(May contain traces of irony, allergy sufferers should refrain from reading)

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